Wednesday, May 9, 2012

North Carolina passes Defense of Marriage Act

North Carolina is well on the path to establishment of a Christian Theocratic state. It is natural, of course, that as a discriminated upon majority they should do so, to protect their views and rights and ensure their safety from fringe elements.

As the Bible is the Christian majority's playbook, and as the New Testament offers no words of wisdom on just how damned the gays are (other than "love your neighbor as yourself ,"which I guess means that gays are the antichrist in some code I haven't the grace to discern - but I'll believe! as we have been told it is so), we must turn to the Old Testament to understand the rationale behind this event, and the logical course of action the State of North Carolina must now follow.

North Carolina should immediately pass laws requiring:

1) Prohibition of looking upon a woman while she is menstruating. (Leviticus 18)

2) don't used mixed seeds, do not wear two types of fabric at once (Leviticus 19)

3) all who do not respect their parents will be put to death, both of those who adulterer shall be put to death, (Leviticus 20)  (Go Newt Gingrich, bastion of Conservative Morality! - don't be visiting NC anything soon ...

4) All blasphemers shall be put to death. (Leviticus 24)

5) daughters will be burnt alive if they are "whores," (Leviticus 22)

(http://www.conservapedia.com/Leviticus)

And god looked upon his works and was pleased.

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